Seymour Butts
Author of the NY Times Best Seller, "Under the Bleachers" Bill: Did you do your book report? Steve: Yes, I read "Under the Bleachers" by Seymour Butts. Bill: Sweet.
View ArticleBurgeoning Salmon
When the lonely fisherman lays himself supine in the river amongst the migrating fishes and allows the grizzlies to paddle his canoe. Whilst searching for the False Celery in the mountains, the pupil...
View ArticleSlopscotch
A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, slopscotch is when you squat down and grab hold of your protuberance and hop up and down until release is attained. In the...
View ArticleFalse Celery
A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, the False Celery is when a man digs a hole in the ground, covers himself with dirt and paints his column green during the harvest...
View ArticleBaker's Folly
The "Baker's Folly" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The "Baker's Folly" is when the baker, weary from a full day of rising his bread, kneads his own...
View ArticleMinstrel's Bane
"The Minstrel's Bane" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. "The Minstrel's Bane" is when you slip your flute into the case of the novice piper and allow him...
View ArticleReach For The Sky
"Reach For The Sky" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. "Reach For The Sky" is when you tether your member to the foot of a migrating gander. "But Master,...
View ArticleSnaking the Charmer
"Snaking the Charmer" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. To Snake the Charmer coil your cobra in the basket and mesmerize her with the song of your skin...
View ArticleMaestro's Conundrum
The "Maestro's Conundrum" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The Maestro's Conundrum is when you weave your baton through the piano wires while the...
View ArticleGreet the Day
"Greeting the Day" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. "Greeting the Day" is when you lay your member across the snooze bar of an unsuspecting slumberer...
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